when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good
I’m livin’ in a hurricane and all he can say is, “Man ain’t it such a nice day?”
Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
heysammy: woah girl are you from france ‘cause madamn
If you’re ever gonna find a four leaf clover, you gotta get a little dirt on your hands.